Sunday, October 16, 2011

Disgusting.

Hey, sports fans! Ready for your weekly-ish blog post? I bet you are! Who's a good audience? Yes you are, yes you are!

Okay, sorry, just had to get that out of my system.

Oh, before I forget, for those of you keeping tabs Carina has started another solo-project blog that's really awesome at http://makeofmyself.blogspot.com/. It's a really well-done layout that she put together herself (including the favicon). Right now she's doing a series of fall-related posts, including lots of fall-themed recipes, crafts, imagery, stories and, my favorite, Halloween stuffs. Go and give it a look, it's much more interesting than my posts!

All right, I guess I do owe everyone a post as well as an explanation for the title. For the folks who have been keeping track of the game, you know that I'm not exactly thrilled about the living conditions in Hong Kong. Usually I kvetch about the quality of life (cage-dwelling, pollution, overcrowding) that is present throughout the city. Although I usually do this through my own lens, I don't always talk about what I have to deal with personally and uniquely. Well, here it goes: poop on the floor.

Yes, you read correctly. Today I walked into the bathroom to wash my hands after attempting to clean off the communal stove (an impossibly sticky task), when I noticed an extremely offensive odor. At first, I assumed it was coming from the commode. I flushed it, assuming it would remove the stench. As I looked down, however, I noticed a brown smear around the base of the toilet. I started to kneel down to take a whiff and make sure it was what I thought it was, but I only needed to lower my head slightly to confirm my intuition. Gross.

Now, poop on the floor is probably something that everyone has dealt with. You have all probably known a small child, (un)domesticated animal, or geriatric relative who has "accidentally" defecated on the floor. I get it, that kind of thing happens. It should be tolerable. Unfortunately, none of those excuses apply here. Our flatmates are both adult students in university. Someone is probably thinking, "Well, college kids do crap on the floor, you know." Yes, yes I do know that. That behavior can usually be explained by stupid partying, however, and neither of our flatmates is exactly the party-going type. So...excuses? Yeah, none.

This, by the way, is not the first of a long line of offenses. Since I moved into this flat over a year ago I've had to deal with a filthy, bug-infested, half-broken kitchen, a washing machine that floods said kitchen half of the time, and a bathroom that constantly smells of urine. They never clean any of the communal areas themselves and I frequently find myself doing all of the sweeping, swabbing, and disinfecting. Just call me Jeeves. If I lived with a crazy cat lady, this might make sense. I expect more out of university students living on their own, though. Maybe they should go back to their mothers and suckle at the breast and have their diapers changed. I could have been sent locusts, floods, or earthquakes...but, no, I was given these flatmates. Good God, sir, was that fair?

Oh, that may be going too far. First of all, I'm an agnostic. More importantly, I really only think it's the one guy (the other is rarely ever here). Still, to cover all of my bases I sent an e-mail to the flat owners today, requesting that they forward an attached message to the other tenants as neither has given me his contact information. I suppose they could excuse themselves by saying that we are rarely ever around at the same time. That's a good excuse, although I wish that I never had to encounter them or their feces...or their leftovers strewn across the kitchen and bathroom. What does he have, seizures? In that case, why is he living on his own!?

Okay, enough with the frightening flatmate stories (for now), I can give some positive news, too. Carina and I had a pretty busy week. Carina was swamped with work, and I've been heavily researching my future projects and preparing for my lecture. Oh, did I not mention that? I'll be giving a mini-lecture this Friday on the first half of my master's thesis. I'm limited to thirty minutes for this first presentation, but I'm going to try to get as much in as I can. I'll be presenting the full version on Thanksgiving (gobble gobble), so I can have up to an hour for that. That'll let me wax poetic but, for now, I need to keep it nice and tight. I've been rehearsing with Carina, who's been really nice to let me bore her to death, and she has been giving me suggestions for how to be more concise without cutting content. Let's hope it goes well!

Much love,

Colin

Friday, October 7, 2011

Gearing Up for Getting On

Quite an interesting week. With the passage of all the typhoons and monsoons Hong Kong has returned to its normal, boiling climate that pushes us to the brink of exhaustion. Yes, the combination of heat, humidity, and rampant pollution are often incentive enough to stay indoors and shun the world outside. That's right, Hong Kong streets! We shun you! ...Well, except for my morning workout, but that's to be expected.

Speaking of morning workouts, the city will be hosting several races in the not-too-distant future and, although I have no intention of paying the exorbitant entry fees, I have seen more people out and about in the early hours training. Mind you, this amounts to all of three people that I see only occasionally, but that's three more than I usually see. It's amusing to me, since I go out and run circles around these guys and I'm not even interested in doing these race events. I sometimes think that this is the difference between my motivation to run and other people: for most, the goal of running is to run the race; for me, running is living. I can forsake the race event, but I can never turn away from life.
Still, I admit that I can be very competitive. Like I said, I do run circles around these guys and, frankly, I get a bit of a kick out of it. In their defense, they're probably marathoners who would easily outlast me. Respect.

So what else has been going on? October began without much fanfare. Halloween is acknowledged in Hong Kong and some places use it as a publicity tool but even the US, wherein there is sometimes fierce opposition to referring to Halloween as a "holiday", treats the event with more prestige. All right, Carina and I will make our own Halloween, then...we just have to figure out what we'd like to do.

I ran my first "graded" tutorial sessions this week and, to my relief, they went pretty well. It's a very rewarding experience to teach others, especially since I feel like I'm really challenging and educating rather than simply droning on about my own ideas for hours on end. Most of my students are more than happy to participate and very candid in their responses. I have a few that I wish would be less reserved, but I don't want to dock points based on personality. I have the whole semester to evaluate them, so I'll see how they progress and then judge them from that vantage point.

This Thursday was also a great time for us. We had a "spirited" seminar concerning cosmopolitanism and liberal egalitarianism that gave us some interesting ideas about the current socio-political discourse that the world has engaged. It seems that equality is often cited as the core value of our discourse, but seldom is practiced. Capitalism is a wonderful example of this: ideally, everyone is on equal footing and then benefits based on his or her merit; any benefit coming from chance is somehow justified in this system as it could have just as easily befallen anyone else. Realists toward capitalism will dismiss this as rubbish, and probably rightfully so: it is hardly an egalitarian doctrine; simply claiming that all people theoretically have equal footing at the beginning is neither sufficient nor accurate. The same can likely be said for most institutions.

Mind you, this is not to suggest that egalitarianism is a total farce. On the contrary, it is something for which we can and probably should strive. At the same time, this should not preclude the real benefit that we do gain from inegalitarian treatment of others. I do not treat a rude person the same way that I treat a polite person; I do not, indeed cannot, love a complete stranger in the same way I do my wife. We are primates, limited in our ability to show concern and acknowledgement of others beyond a particular pool on some significant levels. Even if we could, it does not follow that we necessarily would or should. Should I love a murderer in the same way I love my brother?

Perhaps what we should offer to all humans is a kind of treatment in virtue of their being human; I would call this humaneness, as I suspect many would. I will treat humans humanely (perhaps humanly) and use this as the basis of my love and respect for all, while giving differentiated levels of love and respect based on particularities. I will hire the person best-suited to the job; I will love my family more than strangers. It seems inevitable, and it also does not preclude kindness toward those "outside" these special circles.

Some might suggest that this is evidence of a real egalitarianism, as I am treating all humans with a baseline of love and respect, but I would say that even this is inaccurate. I am simply treating all humans consistently, just as I would treat all horses consistently, or all trapezoids consistently. I may have a stable full of horses, but only a select few are of a temperament that is pleasing to me, and so I spend most of my time riding and caring for them. Nonetheless, I know that there is a particular way to treat horses, and so with this in mind I treat all of the horses similarly in this capacity. Even more basically, I treat all squares and squares and never as circles; to do otherwise is not only inconsistent, but geometrically wrong.

The point is that you can talk about things like human rights and policy without any reference to equality. As with justice, it's another one of those buzzword virtues that we constructed for political discourse. Of course it has great value, but that value does rest on something more basic.

Sorry for the mid-blog rant, but I've been very philosophical lately. With my thesis tightening up, I've decided to give a presentation on my research. I'll be doing a practice run in two weeks and I already have a presentation put-together. I still need to practice and make it look nice, but I think it's going to go well. After the dry run, I'll be giving a department seminar sometime in November. Wish me luck!

Today we've been mostly just resting and catching our breath. Like I said, it was a busy week and Carina has been smothered with work proofing and revising grant and visiting professor applications, as well as working on her behavior change project. With any luck I'll be getting much better at managing my temper over the next month. I'll let her add more description about that if she wants.

All right, we're off to destroy zombies with flaming peas and defeat golems with magic rings.

Much love,

Colin

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Typhoon Nesat

Well, Hong Kong finally got some rain in the form of Typhoon Nesat. Let me tell you, it has been brutal: I slipped and fell while running.

As any good North Carolinian knows, severe storms require precautionary measures. When we have a hurricane on the coast, we assess the danger well ahead of time and maneuver as prudence dictates. We stock up on batteries and non-perishables, check our first-aid kits, fill our bathtubs with water, and move into the safest room in the house to wait out the storm (unless we evacuate). Some of us may even board-up our windows depending on the situation.

Here in Hong Kong, with the exception of how far in advance people prepare, the same actions are usually taken in response to the presence of a typhoon. The major difference is that a typhoon seldom reaches even Category One status when compared to a hurricane.

If you look in the news you will see that Nesat has left a pretty devastating path through the Philippines, killing at least twenty and injuring many more. The amount of structural damage is estimated to be around USD 2.3 million. The thing to remember is that the average structural integrity of a building in the Philippines does not necessarily equate to that of a building in Hong Kong. That is to say, these skyscrapers are much more adept at taking a beating.

Oh, and what a beating they've had: 80 km/h winds! Do you know how harsh 80 km/h is? Less than 50 mph! I understand that in some areas winds almost got up to 75 mph which puts them at the low end of a C1 hurricane, but that was not the case for most of Hong Kong Island. For most of Hong Kong, winds barely even reached light gale force. Ah, and now the sun is peeking out from behind the clouds...

Nevertheless, our pessimistic flatmate (codename "Beanpole") decided to take matters in his own hands and set about making the apartment as safe as possible. He shut and taped-up all of the windows and has been listening to the live-stream about the typhoon all day (also sucking bandwidth). I took the liberty of undoing most of his handiwork when the humidity in the apartment became unbearable and took to enjoying the first real sight of extended rain that we have had so far.

I think it's hilarious. In North Carolina even the possibility of snow is cause for schools to shut down, and that's a laughable practice. To shut things down for rain, though? I know that there are potential landslide areas in some regions, but for the most part Hong Kong gets drizzles, not downpours. This "typhoon" has been no exception. The only semi-gale I encountered was when I was out running this morning. The best part? That's not even what made me fall! The city's poorly designed sidewalks with no traction basically had me hydroplaning on foot all morning; I'm better off just running in the street. Mind you, not like there's any traffic. One drop of rain and most people shut themselves up in doors until it all passes. What a joke.

Oh, there was one casualty that I should mention: our fun. We were planning on going to several discussions this evening but, due to the phobia of wind and water, everything has been closed down...despite alternating periods of sun and cloud. So, yeah, it has been a pretty boring day and being left with nothing to do hasn't exactly been fun. At least the temperature is down.

Trivia: Apparently "Nesat" is Cambodian for "Fisherman".

Thursday, September 22, 2011

The week of busyness

This week has been crazy for both of us! We just didn't seem to spend that much time in the apartment.

Monday: I had a test, which meant studying in the morning and then going up to the university so that Colin's adviser, Chris, could proctor my exam for me. Luckily it only took 15 minutes and I got a good grade. Colin had Chris' class that he's TAing for. This felt like the least busy day this week. That night I got an email about a last minute interview from a friend, so I had that to look forward to the next day at noon.

Tuesday: Colin had his first tutoring session and I had to prepare during the morning for an interview up at the university in the linguistics department. Emailing resumes, getting there on time without asthma attacks to make all the makeup and getting well-dressed worth it, arranging schedules for after interview... Finally, I got up to the interview which went very well. I was offered a full-time position on a two month trial basis with the option of extending it after that. Olga is an interesting person - very intense. She's always got a hundred and one things going through her mind and her to do list would put many listers to shame. She expects good work done independently and in good time. Granted, she said this from the perspective of the people that work for her now.... so she expects it in a reasonable amount of time. After my interview, I met up with Colin for a few minutes before his tutoring group, which also went very well. It was a little unexpected, but he was pleased with his group of students.

Wednesday: I had to get up early to go to immigration to get my Hong Kong ID (a city ID card can get you so many benefits). They open at 7:45, so I was there at 7:30. After waiting in line for an hour so that the building could have a fire drill, it took 2 minutes to get the card. By the time I got home, Colin was ready to head to the university, so up the hill we went. He printed my resume off for me and went to class while I started the employment process of trying to get a work visa via university sponsorship. Brand new HKID in hand along with my resume and passport, we started working it out with the department of humanities. Not long after all of that was finished, Colin made it out of class and we ate a quick lunch before the next two classes that we're both auditing/sitting in on. That's a 1pm-5pm venture, followed by coffee for an hour of more, so we didn't make it home until 7:30 at which point my not-quite-yet employer had already put a journal article in my inbox for proofreading, which I put 3 hours in on.

Thursday: I had a skype session with my professor back at NCSU from 8 to 8:30 and then put another three hours into the journal article before Colin and I had lunch with our friend Donald. Luckily, we met him at the Thai restaurant at the bottom of our building, so I could work all morning. After a quick lunch, I left the boys to talking while I completed another journal related assignment. In the afternoon, I started feeling ill, so Colin went to this week's lecture alone.

Friday: It's Friday morning and I can only imagine what Olga might have for me today. She said she would probably send me a more complete draft today to be proofread one more time. Colin's starting to feel what I felt last night and has a tutoring session today from 4- 5:30 and it's date night. It might be a good time to actually do some grocery shopping for this week so that we have food for the weekend. We spent all week up at the university eating at Oliver's Super Sandwiches, which is a lovely change, but doesn't need to become a habit.

How busy has your week been?

Thursday, September 15, 2011

A Good Week

This week hasn't been super exciting, but it's been good.

Colin met up with his adviser and is starting to get some of the details he needed about completing his project here. He's also gotten his first taste of being a TA. Students have been filling his email all week and about half of them didn't follow directions. He finally sent out a class-wide email explaining the process again (to good reception from his adviser).

The two of us have been attending two classes given by Chad Hansen, one of the big names in Chinese philosophy. Great classes. One is on Chinese Humanism and the other is a comparative of Western Rule of Law and Chinese 'fa'. They've both been providing us with some good food for thought. We've also attended the coffee sessions after class, which have led to us meeting a study abroad student from the US, Larry. We had a great meal with him last week. Very funny and articulate.

I've been trudging away at my classwork as well. This week we discussed students with behavioral and emotional disorders (BED to those in the teaching world). There was a lot to learn about an extremely heterogeneous group of students that I'll no doubt encounter in the classroom. Next week is my first test, so we'll see how I'm retaining it all.

I'm pretty excited about tomorrow. Saturdays are usually lounging/working days for Colin and I. We don't usually plan too much, particularly since Friday nights are date nights (good food) and Thursday or Friday nights are lecture nights with the department. This week, we're going to be meeting up with a couple we made friends with in the airport on our way to Hong Kong. Jodi and Jennifer are both professors on exchange/sabbatical trips to the Hong Kong Institute of Education and they brought their adorable daughter, Beatrix, with them. She's really verbose and articulate for a two year old (I originally thought she was four or five!). We're looking forward to walking around the neighborhood and park and eating Thai with them.

Have a good weekend!

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Little Red Dot

You know the track-point buttons on Thinkpads? In Chinese they are referred to simply as the "little red dot." Funny, eh?

Okay, Carina has been a bit slack with updates and I am STILL waiting for feedback on my thesis. In the midst of applying to graduate school (namely Duke) I am also in a bit of a lull. I figured I would use this time to be productive with a blog post for the folks back home.

We have been back for over a week now and more or less readjusted to life in Hong Kong...at least as much as we are ever going to adjust. I am still waking up well before the sun is out so I can have a decent run. Today I made the mistake of sleeping in (5 AM rather than 4 AM) and had to do some considerable dodging of little old ladies. Yep, they're still clogging up the sidewalks.

The good news is that we're doing fairly well logistically. Carina activated her visa when we took a day trip to Macau. The trip cut into our budget, but it was a cheaper option than, say, flying to Thailand again. Unfortunately, we scheduled the trip for early in the day and wound up on the casino side of Macau. This meant nothing was open until right about when we were going to leave. Bummer. Well, at least we had a nice walk through a very nice ghost town.

Things in the department are par for the course as well. This semester's seminar series has already begun (without much fanfare, sadly) and I'm back on my fame for asking questions and taking notes. Even if I don't use any of this information in my thesis, I love to learn. Besides, it's free air conditioning!

We've also been hitting-up the new Thai restaurant next door. It's not Thai quality, but it's about what I'd expect from a mid-range Thai restaurant in the US. I guess we have an Indochine substitute for our time here. Here's to hoping it fares better than the Indian restaurant did (their modest prices should help).

Oh, right, and the reason for the title to this post: I'm getting Cara a new laptop as an early Christmas present. There are some great deals for HKU students on laptops right now and I used my status to pick up a new machine that should fulfill all of her needs and more. I even picked up Adobe CS 5.5 at a heavily discounted price. I like to think this is part of being a good husband...and I'm curious to see how AMD's Llano chipset works out.

So thumbs-up for a decent first week back in Hong Kong.



With any luck, my supervisor (Chris) will be giving me some feedback today on my thesis. I mean, it's doubtful, but a boy can hope. I also need to ask him about a recommendation for my graduate school application. Hopefully my TA'ing for him will sway him to do a few favors for me...

Friday, August 26, 2011

Return to the Empire...

or was it Jedi Strikes Back?

Either way, we have returned to the land of Hong Kong, the fragrant port. When they named it the "fragrant port" I imagine that they smelled something similar to what we did when getting off of the bus from the airport last night - dried seafood in hot and highly humid air. Ahhh yes, back to Hong Kong.

On the up side this is a fairly short stint for us - only about 3 months. We'll do our best to keep you updated on our goings on and travel plans from here.

One new really great thing is that we got back to the apartment last night and the bed was already set up for us with sheet and everything. A BED! For those of you who did not get the impression that we were bedless before, just know that sleeping on the floor on a mattress that makes you wish it were just hard concrete is not a pleasant experience, even for a day. It's also not pleasant for 4 months. I think this new bed (a bunk with a double mattress on the bottom - pictures forthcoming) is going to greatly improve our experience in Hong Kong.

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